I'm what people call "Knight in shinning armor" if you know what I mean. Being so hot is hard but some ones got to do it. I have to frantically out run the crowds of girls and soccer moms that chase after me; I guess they just want my body. I am all that and a bag of chips. Basically I'm the gnarliest person you will ever know in your life. I’m the best at everything I do. There is no point trying to compete with me because I win every time. Random people mostly girls, some guys, will come up to me and complement me on my great looks. No one can carry on a conversation with me because I make them to nervous. Women take one look at me and they wished they had a guy like me. I'm also highly intellectual and I once beat Ken Jennenings in a Jeopardy contest. I enjoy making jokes and almost take nothing seriously. I'm quite the mellow guy. It takes a whole lot to tick me off. No one hates me because they just can't resist me. Those commercials with the axe spray and tag spray where the women jump all over some guy is what it is like any where I go except I don't use either of those I was just born smelling that good. When I walk into a crowed area I get noticed and the crowd steps aside and they let me walk on threw. I once dunked on Darius Miller. I have been to the top of Mount Everest Twice, once with no oxygen and in a banana hammock. To put it simple I'm a narcissists and I'm more in love with myself than anyone else so you probably don't have a chance with me unless you are really something special. I won't even acknowledge you unless you are an 8 cow wife or more. I'm a smoother trader than Johny Lingo. ..