Greetings Citizens of Earth: I have come to your civilization to charm the pants off of you. Literally. On my homeworld, the wearing of pants is a forbidden sin, punishable by the forcible intake of lager, bourbon and tequila. OK, seriously, I'm quite mad but that's never stopped me from functioning, mostly, in a mad, mad world. I like to think of myself as a writer - particularly a master of bizarre one-liners. I enjoy fun, philosophical discussion, sophical discussions and sometimes discussions about how it's easier to write nonsense than actually type out boring nonsense about myself.