the red sox make me insanely happy. i've got tons of boston pride, but i don't want to live there. i love perogies and dire eastern european things. i hate david foster wallace with a bloody passion. i can often be found at bbq happy hour on a tuesday afternoon. i only dance to mindless self indulgence. girls from 7-11 stay up all night. people will believe anything if you whisper it in their ear.