Dear economists getting 15 min of fame on TV: pessimism about what’s going on isn’t a contest. Stop recklessly extend your predictions.
quote:Dear moron in the White Nissan Pickup with the Mary Kay stickers, The world is not your trash can. Throwing your cigarette pack wrapper and foil out of your window is classless. Mary Kay and The Jesus Fish on the back of your truck would disapprove. Incidentally, Mary Kay and the Jesus Fish would be an AWESOME band name…
quote:Which is to say, the GOP has surrendered its high ground to its lowest brows. In the process, the party has alienated its non-base constituents, including other people of faith (those who prefer a more private approach to worship), as well as secularists and conservative-leaning Democrats who otherwise might be tempted to cross the aisle.
I don’t know what’s more horrifying: the fact that someone did this, or that people in the chat room did nothing.
iPhone 2.2 tip: When viewing any Home Screen page, pressing the Home button will take you back to page 1. Smart.

Consequences of gay marriage detailed in a convenient pie graph.

via GraphJam

“Every time Obama opens his mouth, his subjects and verbs are in agreement,” says Mr. Logsdon. “If he keeps it up, he is running the risk of sounding like an elitist.”
Ninja cat comes closer while not moving
quote:

Remember when you were a kid and you’d throw down in a staring contest? Remember how a little crowd would form and you knew that if you lost you’d be the laughing stock of the class?

Well, Typepad just blinked.

I Spilled

i spilled my coffee on a map
sitting on my table
the coffee meshed with the roads
and the railroads
and the highways
the lakes and the rivers
and the signs that designated
everything from everything else

enormous corporations, too small to fit on the map
small households with families filled with love
alleyways filled with and made of
garbage we put there
the pandora’s boxes
the empty closets
and the ones that are still full
everything

the coffee spread over all of this
and it all meshed into one big
brown
desert of caffeine

- written by me over a decade ago on Sunday, February 15, 1998

It was published in something fairly interesting a year or two later, but I can’t remember what. I thought it would be fun to publish it myself again now.

Note that this poem has a Creative Commons license applied to it. Please respect the license, but never hesitate to ask me any questions if you want to reproduce or use the poem in some other way.

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I Spilled by David Chartier is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.

Great tongue-in-cheek humor from Scott Simpson of the You Look Nice Today podcast about how they prepare for one of their brilliantly eclectic shows. If you don’t listen to this podcast, I facetiously question whether your life is complete.
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